I was born on July 11, 1977, in San Antonio.

I like elephants.

I work at Warthog:Texas.

I enjoyed a brief career as a hobbit in the ill-fated game "Shadows of Mordor."

I had the honor of guest-starring in Mike Mckinley's excellent webcomic "The Mayan Civilization."

I was named "Master of Computer Science" by Rice University, and "Bachelor of Science" by Washington University.

I've had the tune from Bubble Bobble stuck in my head for the past fifteen years.